Who says "Oh, Oh, Oh! What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies? What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus? Which elf was the best singer? What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? An ice burger with chili sauce. What flies when it's born, lies when it's alive, and runs when it's dead?
What do cows say at Christmas? What's white, red and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane! What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? What is big, red and flies in the sky? What's Santa's favourite candy? What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? Knock, knock Who's there? Mary and Abbey Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
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Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas! Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you! I forgot my name again! What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
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You can always sense his presents. What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Where does santa keep all his money? At the local snow bank. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Why is Santa kind of scared of chimneys?
Knock knock Jokes
What do elves learn in school? He had no body to go with. What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas Day?
Why do Christmas trees like the past so much? Why is Santa so good at karate? What part of the body do you only see around Christmas? Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Why is Santa always cast as the lead in the local musical? These clean Christmas knock-knock jokes are great for parents, teachers and kids — and they are safe for children of all ages. Angel on top of my Christmas tree.
Avery merry Christmas to you. Antartic is at the South Pole. Cole is not what I want in my stocking this year. Candy canes hanging on the tree. Doughnut open gifts until Christmas Day. Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here? Dish is a nice place to put a Christmas wreath. Elfant likes peanuts for Christmas. Freeze a jolly good fellow. Freeze a jolly good fellow…. Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…. Holly up and let me in. Howard you like to sing Christmas carols with me?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree…. Holly-days are here again.
Is a jingle bell ringing?